partybarackisinthehousetonight: *accidentally slams door* *gets lectured for 84 years*
*dramatically closes 2006 flip phone*
earthwormjesus: stabla: when ever there’s a chase scene in a film and some fruit stall gets knocked over i always feel really bad because what if that’s the fruit guys only source of income and his wife has left him and he has a kid in hospital with cancer i want to know more about the fate of the fruit seller does he get it together and turn his life around or is it the last straw for him...
Anonymous asked: Just wondering where I can get this skirt? :)
dearjuliets2 asked: You're really pretty :x
snorlaxatives: snorlaxatives: there’s this one girl in my trig class who sneezes literally every day and i say bless you every single time and she never ever says thank you and i’m pretty sure i’m just going to emotionally break down because of it OH MY GOD TODAY SHE SNEEZED AND I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING BUT ANOTHER GIRL SAID BLESS YOU AND SHE SAID THANK YOU I AM SO FUCKING DONE People like...
enjalros: when someone compliments ur crush
crimeovercoffee: when you keep drawing the same wrong line over and over and you get so frustrated you just draw one angry stroke and it’s pretty much perfect and you just
ifyoucarryonthisway: teachers shouldnt be able to decide whether or not you go pee literally do u think u are god just because you teach 11th grade history nigga sit down or im gonna pee in your coffee
I remember as a child I accidently broke my...
pityreblogs: sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving That’s such an interesting way of looking at it…wow…I’m gonna sleep thinking about this….
queefito: i know stuff i just dont know how to properly phrase it and that makes me so mad I know exactly what you mean and it’s like the most frustrating thing ever
That moment when you meet someone who is really...
tronglegacy: mislerables: theywillnotforceus: my bed describes my lifestyle single queen Twin. All of above is me! ^
onlytheilluminatisurvive: there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long ass time to realize that
askvalery-tetu asked: Valery :)
Extremely Invasive Questions. GO.
A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: What are your three favorite blogs?
please guys im so bored ill even promo you if you want